With the DNC coming to Denver this month, the mile high city has become the center of attention. With the spotlight on Denver and the metro area, the city has become the topic of infinite conversation, media coverage and of course subject of New York Times’ reviews. An article in Sunday’s Times smashed Denver. The article titled, 36 Hours in Denver, was accompanied with several ridiculous photos. It was almost as if the Times never made it out to Denver, but instead looked up wagons and cowboys on a stock photo website. Here are a few quotes from the article:
“…you can practically see from one end to the other, it’s that flat…”
“…While you’re waiting, familiarize yourself with local issues by watching the zipper that rings The Rocky Mountain News building near Cleveland Place: ‘Wolves Now Under State Protection … Bison Slaughter Probe May End Next Week … Police: Angry Husband Kills Cat …’”
“…There’s no getting around Denver’s culinary specialty, red meat, the starring attraction at Old West-themed barbecue joints all over town. Be grateful that about the only species not represented in the form of taxidermy on the walls (or the menu)…”
“…The best of Denver night life can be found near the city’s roots in Larimer Square in LoDo, where gold was first discovered in Colorado in the 1850s. Now the closest thing to gold around here is more likely to come in a bottle of Cuervo…”
“…The Denver Art Museum’s two-year-old jutting addition designed by Daniel Libeskind looks like an Imperial Cruiser from “Star Wars,” and once you are inside, the vertigo-inducing floor plan will make you long to get your feet back on earth…”

An actual photo from the Times’ article.
To give Denver credit, it was not the Molly Brown House, or the discovery of gold in the 1850s that made the growing city the ultimate choise for the DNC. I Have to admit the writting is quite witty. Regardless, we’re up in the Republic of Boulder and make no claims to either side.