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Sarah Palin is out campaigning with John McCain in PA, while her church is busy hunting demons.  Her congregation must be lost without her.  Thank “GOD” she’ll be back to help soon.  Meanwhile, Colorado is still a tossup as far as the Electoral College is concerned.  Fortunately, there’s some other wise states making up for us and Obama still has a stronghold on the Electoral vote.  Scary however, to know many of your neighbors are more concerned with “doing GOD’s will” then worrying about the real issues America faces.  If you live in Colorado and haven’t registered to vote, or you are registered but need to update your address - please do so HERE.  And, once you’ve got registration in check, educate yourself, seek out the real issues, listen to our candidates, filter the propaganda and media hype, and think about your future, and the future of your families, children, friends, fellow Americans, and the future of our great nation.  Then cast your ballot on Tuesday, November 4th.

What follows is an open letter written by a resident of Wasilla, Alaska named Anne Kikenny.

I am a resident of Wasilla, Alaska. I have known Sarah since 1992. Everyone here knows Sarah, so it is nothing special to say we are on a first-name basis. Our children have attended the same schools. Her father was my child’s favorite substitute teacher. I also am on a first name basis with her parents and mother-in-law. I attended more City Council meetings during her administration than about 99% of the residents of the city.

She is enormously popular; in every way she’s like the most popular girl in middle school. Even men who think she is a poor choice and won’t vote for her can’t quit smiling when talking about her because she is a “babe”.

It is astonishing and almost scary how well she can keep a secret. She kept her most recent pregnancy a secret from her children and parents for seven months. She is “pro-life”. She recently gave birth to a Down’s syndrome baby. There is no cover-up involved, here; Trig is her baby. She is energetic and hardworking. She regularly worked out at the gym.

She is savvy. She doesn’t take positions; she just “puts things out there” and if they prove to be popular, then she takes credit. Her husband works a union job on the North Slope for BP and is a champion snowmobile racer. Todd Palin’s kind of job is highly sought-after because of the schedule and high pay. He arranges his work schedule so he can fish for salmon in Bristol Bay for a month or so in summer, but by no stretch of the imagination is fishing their major source of income. Nor has her life-style ever been anything like that of native Alaskans. Sarah and her whole family are avid hunters. She’s smart.

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The political room of the JoyEngine headquarters has been busy organizing the Palin truths from the Palin myths. Here are a few of the fact and fictitious comments we’ve researched so you can get to know your candidates.

Palin once backed the Bridge to Nowhere. (fact)

Palin has links (her husband) to the Alaska Independence Party, which harbors the goal of seceding from the union that McCain and Palin seek to lead. (fact)

Palin’s professional career includes: Television sports reporter, 1987-89; co-owner, commercial fishing operation, 1988-2007; owner, snow machine, watercraft and all-terrain vehicle business, 1994-97; chairwoman, Alaska Oil and Gas Conservation Commission, 2003-04. (fact)

Palin’s professional career also includes: Member of Polar Bears at Risk - Finding your piece of ice (fiction)

Sarah Palin accepted at least $4,500 in campaign contributions in the same fundraising scheme at the center of a public corruption scandal that led to the indictment of Sen. Ted Stevens. (fact)

Palin was in Girls Gone Wild, Northern Lights Exposed (fiction)

Palin opposed the U.S. government’s listing of a variety of animals as endangered, including the polar bear and the beluga whale, both of which inhabit areas also rich in oil and natural gas. (fact)

When she played basketball in high school, Sarah Palin, earned the nickname “Sarah barracuda” for her fierce competitiveness. (fact)

Sarah Palin coded the original prototype for Facebook. (fiction)

As governor, Palin relied on an earmark system she now opposes. Taken along with the Bridge to Nowhere stuff, this threatens to undercut her reformist image, something that is key to her selection as McCain’s VP candidate. (fact)

Palin’s 17-year-old daughter became pregnant out of wedlock at a time when the conservative base had finally started rallying behind McCain’s candidacy. Barely moments after McCain advisers put out word that McCain had known of Bristol Palin’s pregnancy, the Anchorage Daily News revealed that Palin’s own spokesperson hadn’t known about it only two days ago. A senior McCain adviser at the Republican convention was forced into the rather embarrassing position of arguing that McCain had known about the pregnancy “last week” — without saying what day last week he knew about it. It came out that Republican lawyers are up in Alaska vetting Palin — now, more than 72 hours after it was announced that she’d been picked. (fact)